Stevie Nicks has never recorded a cover of “Hava Nagila” during a short-lived Kabbalah phase.
Stevie Nicks Has Never...
Stevie Nicks has never unknowingly dipped a sleeve in the bowl of eggnog and spent the next eight hours wondering why she smelled nutmeg.
Stevie Nicks has never lazily traced her finger across a lover and literally not known what month it was.
Stevie Nicks has never wished that fire flickered sideways, so sometimes it would spell “E,” like in StEviE.
Stevie Nicks has never used a bundle of feathers as a tampon.
Stevie Nicks has never stepped back from her tree and said, “Nope. Needs more purple.”
Stevie Nicks has never overdone it on the eggnog.
Stevie Nicks has never worried that she and Tom Petty are going to show up at Kenny Loggins’s annual holiday cookie swap wearing the same Christmas top hat.
Stevie Nicks has never had to do a few focus groups to fund her between-album benders.
Stevie Nicks has never had a pet ferret named Sword Dancer.
