Stevie Nicks Has Never...

Stevie Nicks has never described the fabric on a new dashiki as being “like velvet.”

Stevie Nicks has never described the chaise longue in Dan Fogelberg’s rec room as being “like velvet.”

Stevie Nicks has never described landing a coke binge with a fat bowl and some frankincense as being “like velvet.”

Stevie Nicks has never described Tom Selleck’s back as being “like velvet.”

Stevie Nicks has never described the song “Black Velvet” as being “like velvet.”

Stevie Nicks has never described a child’s aura as being “like velvet.”

Stevie Nicks has never described a dewey meadow at dawn as being “like velvet.”

Stevie Nicks has never described a lover’s touch as being “like velvet.”

Stevie Nicks has never been certain that she could walk across a rainbow.

Stevie Nicks has never been carried off stage screaming, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN THE WAYS OF MAGIC??” after belting Christine McVie in the face during a live performance of “You Make Loving Fun”.